BTLG - A Puzzeled Pervert - Prussia x Reader

“Aaaaaagggggghhhhh”


You woke up on what felt to be soft cool grass. You slowly opened your eyes, and found that the ground around you seemed to be shaded. Curious to what was shielding you from the sunlight, you looked up to see a huge tree, its leaves swaying softly to the breeze. Seeing that you were in a field right beside that one lone tree, you sat up.

Rubbing your temples you tried to recollect how you got here.

‘I remember looking at my mirror and as I looked at it, Prussia looked at me… w-what?!’
Continuing with you memory, you also remembered that as you tried to touch him, you tripped and fell into the darkness of the mirror.

“Wait, if I fell into darkness… then how the heck did I end up here?”

“I don’t know frau, but you are here next to zhe awesome Me!”

‘Okay, this canNOT be happening’

You stared, speechless at the good looking albino. You couldn’t help it; you have been crushing on him since forever. You gave him a once over and saw that he was wearing the blue suit that he always seemed to be wearing in the anime. You looked up to see his silver-white hair brightly gleaming in the sunlight before he stepped into the shade of the tree with you. As he made his way closer to you, you had a better view of his ruby red eyes. Mesmerized by its enchanting color, you found yourself staring at him until he said, “Like vhat you see?” and gave a suggestive eyebrow roll.

Rolling your eyes you got up to your feet and rose up to his height (Pfft as if you were tall enough to reach his height XD ). Realizing you were a bit too close to him, you took a few steps back.

“I-I-” you tried to form a coherent answer.

“No need to stutter at mein awesomeness frau” Prussia gave a cocky smile; clearly enjoying you being flustered.

Not liking being teased, you stood up straight and said, “I am not stuttering at your ‘awesomeness’, I just don’t know how I got here”  ‘Though you are still pretty awesome’ you quickly added in your head.

A bit shocked that this strange attractive girl rejected him, he felt a little dejected. But realizing that this girl was lost and confused gave him an idea.

With a new determination he said, “Do you have a place to stay?”

Feeling that there was an ulterior (perverted) motive from the Prussian, you said, “Yes I do”

‘Man I am really striking out’ thought the Prussian. “Oh… vhere are you staying?”

‘Gosh even though I love this guy there is no end to his pervertedness’ you thought. “Why do you need to know? What are you gonna stalk me?”  

“N-nein. I vas just asking” said Prussia and gave a tiny pout.

You saw him grow sad and you immediately felt bad. ‘I think I was being a little too hard on him… ugh why am I so mean? Okay, ______ you made this mess, now clean it up!’

“Hey” you lightly touched his shoulder. He looked up and met your [e/c] eyes. “I’m sorry for being rude earlier it’s just… I am in a new place and I am a bit scared”. Giving a little sigh, you continued, “If you really want t-to visit, I live at-“ you stopped and gave a blank face.

Noticing you stopped talking for no reason, Gilbert teased (once again): “Are you forgetting vhere you live at too?”

When you didn’t answer and your grip on his shoulder slackened, Gilbert became worried. Now taking you by the shoulders, he asked, “Frau? Are you okay?”

You looked at him and started to shake. In a panicked voice, you stated, “I-I don’t know. I can’t remember where I live or where I came from or even how I got here… what’s happening to me?” Tears started to form in your eyes.

Not liking that you were terrified, he hugged you. ‘I really hope this madchen didn’t get injured before I found her’

You, meanwhile, were slightly taken out of your panic attack to find yourself in Gilbert’s strong arms. Leaning into the much needed hug, you felt his warmth envelop you before you felt him pull away.

Confused, you looked back at him to see him turn a light shade of pink. ‘I-is he actually blushing because of ME?’

Rubbing the back of his neck he said, “Since you don’t remember vhere you live, do you vant to stay with me…. again?”

You gave a sincere smile before you hugged him again. Then quickly pulling away before he could notice your massive blush, you said, “S-sure. I’m _______ ________ by the way. What’s your name?”

Prussia gave the biggest smile you have ever seen and replied, “Awesome! I am zhe awesome Gilbert Beilschmidt! Nice to meet you, ______” He then turned around to the direction of his house with you following excitedly behind.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~Timeskip Brought To You By Dam That Prussian Got Body!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




You both went to the front of the house. Thinking ‘I don’t really remember Prussia having his own house, didn’t he live with Lud-?’ Gilbert burst through the door and said, “Bruder! I’m home!!”

Ludwig, who just took a shower, had only a towel around his waist when he turned around. Shouting, “Vhy do you alvays yell when you come in here?” when he noticed you.
Considering that he was wearing only a towel, he blushed red from ear to ear, and yelled, “What iz a frau doing here!?”

Prussia looked to you and smiled. “I found this frau in our field round back. She looked lost so I invited her here!”

Germany looked to you. You looked to the huge man and gave a shy, “Hi”.

Giving a sigh, Ludwig said, “Bruder, you shouldn’t go around and inviting people to my house”

Gilbert quickly came to your defense and said, “But bruder! She doesn’t remember anything! Not even vhere she came from!”

Germany looked back to you again. “Iz this true?”

“Y-yes. I don’t remember anything” you said with sad eyes.

Deciding that you were telling the truth, Ludwig said, “Fine” He turned to his brother. “She can stay. But don’t invite anyone else vithout telling me” With that, Germany swiftly walked to his room to change into clothing. (okay that sounds a bit perverted XD )

Gilbert gave a fist pump to the air, and turned to you. “Here that? You can stay!”

Laughing at his excitement you also became happy. “Yay! Thank you, Prussia! You really are awesome”

Gilbert stopped and looked at you wide eyed.

Detecting that he stopped abruptly, you stopped too. Raising an eyebrow in confusion, you said “What?”

“Frau..”

“Yes?”

“…How did you know I vas a country?”

You paled. ‘How did I let something so stupid slip out?! Okay think quick, ______’

“I-I follow this blog!” you blurted. ‘What?’

Gilbert stood a bit straighter. “A blog?”

“Y-yeah. Well you see, I follow a blog that says personifications of countries are real and they had pictures of you guys”  ‘He is not going to buy that load of crap, ______!’

Prussia was quiet before he started laughing.

You were now thoroughly confused. “What are you laughing at?”

“I knew no one could resist mein awesomeness! I am so awesome that that they made a blog about me!” He looked at you and continued, “So you knew me before I knew you. Who is the stalker now, _____? Kesesesese~”

You blushed profusely. ‘Dammit. I should have known that he would have this kind of reaction’. Before you could give a harsh retort he asked, “Vhat is this awesome blog called, frau?”

Having run out of excuses, you asked the only thing that would provide a temporary escape. “Do you know where the bathroom is?!”

Apparently not realizing you were dodging the question, he replied, “Over there down the hallway to the right” He looked down at you and then blushed a bright red.

A bit confused why he blushed, you ignored it and said “Thanks” and you made a mad dash to the restroom.




~~Timeskip Of Finding Prussia’s Porno Magazines In the Bathroom- I Mean To The Bathroom!~~




Regaining your breath from practically sprinting to the bathroom, you tried to give yourself a mental peptalk.

‘______. Listen to me. You have just found out that your crush exists… don’t screw it up! Try to act- no BE normal! And try to control your breathing… you sound like a donkey’

You finally managed control your breathing and calm yourself down before you looked back at the mirror and saw what you were wearing.

“What! He saw me wearing this?!” you shouted. Your whole form was covered in green leaves and grass- and not to mention that your bra was clearly showing since your shirt sunk down low.

“That pervert!” ‘He didn’t bother to tell me that I was practically showing my breasts’

“______? Frau? Did you say something?” said a certain deep Prussian voice from behind the bathroom door.

“U-uh, no! I am just in the bathroom, doing bathroom things” ‘Ugh! What the-!?’ you thought as you cleaned yourself off.

“O-okay… vell Ludvig und I made dinner, so come out soon” you heard him linger a bit before he finally walked away. ‘Wait he actually helped make dinner? But knowing him, he probably made Ludwig do most of the work’

Shaking your head amused, you remembered how you made a fool of yourself two seconds ago. Wanting to smack yourself hard at your airheaded-ness, you decided that you can’t be coward and face your man.

After you got out of the bathroom, you smelled something that made your mouth salivate.

Following the smell, you walked to the kitchen.

You were surprised that Prussia was actually helping to set the table while Ludwig was finish cooking the meal.

Ushering you to sit down, Gilbert set a plate in front of you. When everyone was finally seated, you all began to eat. As soon as you put the food into your mouth, you said, “Wow! This tastes great! What is it?”

Before Ludwig answered, Gilbert cut in and responded, “It iz Kenigsberger Klopse! It used to be a Prussian dish before I stopped being my own country”

Wanting to cheer up Gilbert before he became depressed again, you said, “Well I absolutely love it, Gil” and took another meatball into your mouth.

Giving a soft smile, he said, “Danke, frau” and continued to eat.

Dinner continued like this, with him or his brother asking questions about you and you about them. When questions like “When did you first find out about them” or “What that blog was called” you quickly changed the subject to one of “How many times a week do you guys exercise” or “what side of Germany is better East or West?”

As the question left your mouth, Gilbert immediately said, “The East iz of course better!” and proceeded to tell you how more awesome it was instead of the West; and that its used to be Prussia.

Smiling at his patriotism, you soon yawned. Luckily you all finished dinner, so as Ludwig was clearing the table, Prussia commented, “You look tired”.

You responded, “I’m tired because it’s getting late” You yawned again.

Walking to your side, taking your hand, and making you stand up, he said, “Lemme show you to mien awesome room!” He then dragged you to his room sprinting.