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Meteor after meteor was streaking past the clear midnight blue sky in Kebnekaise, the highest mountain in Sweden. They lit up the sky as if the stars themselves decided to pass Earth to give their heavenly white glow. The sight was truly amazing, so amazing that you raised your [s/c] arms up to the heavens and threw your head back enjoying the beauty of nature.

“It’s just all so beautiful!”

*Grunt* You lowered your arms and slowly turned around to find your new husband grunting in agreement.

Your [c/e] eyes took in his appearance. He was wearing a tight blue tank top with beige khaki shorts and dark blue tennis shoes. You admired his wonderful blonde hair and how it soft it was. His white skin seemed to shine everytime a meteor who streak past. All his muscles were showing though his tank top bulging showing how (lustfully) fit he was. But the thing you looked at last was his eyes, eyes so blue that they seemed to match the sky above you.

You gave a smile and went to him, wrapping your arms around his waist. “You like it do you?”

Berwald simply nodded but continued to gaze at you.

Mischievously you asked, “More than me?”

His grip on you went a little tighter on you when he said, “ ’ l’ve min fru” before he kissed your forehead.

You were obviously not satisfied he kissed your forehead instead of your lips.  I mean, you loved him for his nature and his lack of talking but you loved when he took the chance to be romantic with you. So you went ahead to tease him.

“Aww Berwald, you missed”  He smirked and replied, “Nej, ‘ d’d’nt”
You looked at him intently and thought, ‘He is teasing me again. Well, two can play at that game~’

Berwald, although he knew he was socially awkward especially with romance, knew everytime he teased you, you would always get him back in a way that always benefitted him (if you know what I mean). All he had to do was wait patiently.

Unexpectedly, you got out of his tight hold and said, “Let’s watch the meteor shower!” Before Berwald could react, you grabbed hold of his hand and bounded to a small clearing where you guys can sit comfortably.

You let go of his hand, plopped yourself to the ground, and crossed your legs. Berwald watched you with a seemingly blank look until you said, “Come join me, husband!”

Berwald looked to the ground then you before he too sat on the ground crisscrossed with you. As you sat looking up at the meteor shower above, he would stare at you with the corner of his eye. He admired that the sky illuminated your beautiful face and how bright your [e/c] eyes would sparkle with joy everytime a meteor passed closeby.

He remembered when you first met him through Tino. When you weren’t in his life, he was always looked at as frightening, so frightening that even his best friend Tino was scared of him. But once you came through that front door of his house with Tino laughing, his heart exploded. Your [h/c] hair bouncing softly as you threw you head back laughing and wearing a pretty sundress that showed off all your pleasant features. Once you glanced at him, your [e/c] orbs captivated him; captivated him so much that eventually he confessed his love for you. Quickly you two became boyfriend and girlfriend, and no sooner than that you guys got married.

Berwald continued to gaze at you and as he was thinking about you, you turned your head and said “Like what you see?”

Your husband blushed lightly and then grunted before looking back up at the meteors.

‘Hmm… he seems like he wants to do something. Hehe, looks like he wanted to do more than kiss my forehead. Time to put my plan of ‘Making Berwald a Hot Mess’ into effect!” *imaginary fist pump*

You slowly (sexily) crawled to Berwald. He noticed that you were coming closer to him and raised his eyebrow ‘questioningly’. You continued crawling until you reached his ear. You put your mouth close and whispered, “I am going to get you back for teasing me earlier”
You slowly backed away from his ear and looked at his face. He apparently gave you an indifferent stare.

You slightly frustrated, hopped on top of him, and put your face inches from his. “You WILL pay for teasing me”

Berwald inwardly smirked; he knew you tended to get a little angry whenever he gave you an indifferent stare after you acted sexy.  

‘Crap this isn’t working. I guess I have to try harder!’ You lowered your face to his to close the gap between your lips. You kissed passionately while wrapping your arms around his neck.

Berwald felt his arms twitch, aching to wrap around your waist but he still wanted to tease you.

You looked at him after kissing him, you face flushed from the kiss, but he remained as emotionless as ever.  Giving a “Hmph!”, you finally stradled his lap. You then pushed him down to the ground. And when he still refused to give you more emotion, you rubbed your body against him before kissing him.

Berwald’s patience was gradually fading, and soon he returned your kiss. When you finally grinded your hips with his, his patience snapped.

He flipped you over, his face covered in blush, and heavily breathing.  Looming over you, he said, “ Y’u tempted the li’n ______”

You gave a mental ‘Yes! I got him right where I want him!’ when you put your hands in his blonde locks, brought him close, and said “I don’t want to just tempt the lion, I WANT him”

Berwald gave a (almost lion) growl before picking you up bridal style. You gave a tiny squeak from the sudden change of position; that and his hand grabbed you’re a$$.

He looked down and gave you the most lustful stare you have ever seen on a man before turning around and jogging to your guys’ tent.
WARNING: Contains SOME LEMONY-NESS! Don’t read if you don’t like! :iconlemonsplz:

:iconcassylovespink: :iconsaysplz: OMFG First, Germany and now Sweden!? What is wrong with me?

Sweden! Why do you have to be so hot!? :iconsexysweden2plz:

:iconberwaldplz: :iconsaysplz: ….. :iconsveplz:

:iconcassylovespink: :iconsaysplz: Hehe.. erm…uh this is awkward. Sweden tell them what I own!

:iconberwaldplz: :iconsaysplz: ……. :iconswedenstareplz:

:iconcassylovespink: :iconsaysplz: Well… seems like he said it! I own nothing but the storyline!

:iconberwaldplz: :iconsaysplz: *Grunt*

:iconcassylovespink: :iconsaysplz: Yes, Berwald?

:iconberwaldplz: :iconsaysplz: :iconberwaldspantiesplz:

:iconcassylovespink: :iconsaysplz: WHA-WHAT!?! :iconomgwthplz: :iconcomputernosebleedplz:
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Jaegerfangirl Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Student Writer
Intense Eyebrow Wiggle Sweg (Hitlerspimp)ChatIcon! 
superwholocklife Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Not to be "THAT girl" but, I think it's called a lime when it's mostly implied sexual content and/or everything leading up to actual sexual content. A lemon would actually SHOW the sexual content.
But I enjoyed the story!!
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
O_o good bye sweet virginity hello Sweden
LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Best comment ever XD
PrussiaDragonKing Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD waaattt?! this story was pretty good by the way
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner May 12, 2015
*Le gasp* Give those back!
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015
A :Kiddy Kora cute
B :Cute story (actually broke a phone watching a meteor shower^^;)
C :Why is he playing with underwear!?!
Deductions504 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015
Superdaughter2 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
XD more please? for other countries?Broken Fighting Dome (Kawaii Please) 
showmelove435 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
And we played chess and I kept winning 😀
QueenRandomTheFirst Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I like this ending....
showmelove435 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
Thank you 😄
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I wish I could be that sexy...
SabakuNoIno Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
oh god between him germany prussia and america im just a mess xD
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
it seems he wants a lemon welp someone better give him one!
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
*nosebleed* he's so ripped........*dies*
FluffyWolfLove Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Filmographer
Oohoho.. just that picture though!
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What a lovely end, I feel this could potentual be lemon... but sadly no lemon link :'(
LisaxlovesAPH Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
NirvanaRivera Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
0_0 Sweden....OK then...C:
naomiphantomhive1 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student General Artist
oh my...................
LisaxlovesAPH Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
CandideDelights Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your profile picture. Lol
bribri1230 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
swden says you woke the lion (warning danger down there v)

Flyingvanilla Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
Hahaha lol cant stop laughing over here
nekokitty35 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Love that icon now... Lol!! XD
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That and the icon you have for a 'face' it just makes ll of this so much more entertaining
Allie10930 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
I'm glad I'm swedish lol
NikoKarma Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Holy shit... allie is my name~
Allie10930 Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
Lol cool
NikoKarma Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
DarkRoseStayla1 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
kittyface18 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I'm not a Sweden fangirl, but that was awsome. X3
And I love how Sweden talks. And by me living in Sweden it's even more intresting. X33
Aka-DenSuFreak Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like the last part, makes me go :iconhurrhurrplz:
Winters-Bone Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
<-- read the last lines / strawberry red
Keira-Giordano Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Omfg...i so so love my swedish husband,,,
Enharmony Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*falls over* yes >u<
RachWantsHerCupcake Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Kaloomte-Cassy Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
I know! :iconfangasmingplz:
RachWantsHerCupcake Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*dies from Swedish overdose* too, much, Swedish, for, my, German half, to, handle..
Swedish half: pffft.
Yukibow Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
:iconcomputernosebleedplz: S-s-sweden! (O///A///O)! :iconifaintplz:
Kaloomte-Cassy Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013


Dat Swedish >:3 :iconyusplz:

Yukibow Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Sweet to wipe this blood from my Laptop...again.... :iconmassiveblushplz: Darn you Sweden...! You win again! Dx But I still love you Su-san...<3  :iconluvluvplz:
Kaloomte-Cassy Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013

Haha I take it that you ha a massive nosebleed? x3

That Ber does have a tendency to give us fangirls blood loss xD

There should be a warning label on him. It would go----> WARNING: This particular hot male character may cause dizziness, blood loss, and possible stopping of the heart.

Yep that's how that will go :iconlaughingplz:

Yukibow Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

Cause the Tall, Quite ones always kill the Fangirls! :iconmoeblushplz:



But All To respect..FINLAND YOU LUCKY  SON OF A WOMAN! :icondxplz:

Kaloomte-Cassy Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013
Haha they do! 

And meh you make a better wife than Finland XD LOL :iconprussiaw00tplz:
Yukibow Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
LOL If you mean The kind that passes out when I see Him then, OK! Too bad men like Berwald arn't Real... :iconcraiplz: I would love life if Berwald was Real. :iconmoelaughplz:
MaliciousJoy Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
HOLY SHIZZ NIPS THAT WAS AMAZING :iconcannotevenplz: :iconfabulousplz: :iconderpreactionplz: :iconsveblushplz: :iconswedensparklesplz:
Kaloomte-Cassy Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
Thank you! ;3
MaliciousJoy Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
IT WAS PERFECT :iconberwaldspantiesplz:
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